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Old 09-27-2006, 10:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Funny Crap and Practical Jokes

I wanted to start a golf thread so I did.
No sense in going back in time I’ll start with now. My wife is meeting me at the course in ten minutes for a game. She really got into it this year and gets out 3 times a week.
My game sucked all summer, and turned around two weeks ago after a quick lesson the Golf Pro gave my wife and I at his restaurant.


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Old 09-28-2006, 08:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Doesn't anyone else golf?

Shot a poor round last night with my wife but we had fun.

At noon I got triple bogies on both par threes. One of our par threes is like a put-put, our Pro Billy has a sense of humor, so he puts the cup on 90% up on a hill. I was on in one and five putted.


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LJ - dude, no pun hun - good thread, just not my thing - am a football addict now good luck with the golfing

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Old 09-28-2006, 12:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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man, same thing happened to me when i started that "devil worship" thread...

nobody really seemed like they were really into it...even though everyone was all like "yay, hail satan, etc, blah, blah, blah" i could tell they were just trying to make me feel better.

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man, same thing happened to me when i started that "devil worship" thread...

nobody really seemed like they were really into it...even though everyone was all like "yay, hail satan, etc, blah, blah, blah" i could tell they were just trying to make me feel better.

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Wow, I'm glad you told me this becuase I was thinking of starting a devil worship thread too!

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Old 09-29-2006, 09:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Is it possible to change the thread to a different topic? Because I thought maybe I would get more action with a Lawn Bowling thread, or maybe a Curling thread.
And sense I’m on the subject of asking why was the FART post vanished? What if we changed the word to flatulate? And one more thought, what happens when you hit the link that say’s Report to Moderator? What do they want reports on? Do we have to do a Power Point with graphs and lots of #’s. Mary is good with statistics, can you help me do a report for these ever demanding Moderators?


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Old 09-29-2006, 09:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Is it possible to change the thread to a different topic?

Yup, lemme know what you'd like? Wait a minute! I think (not positive) that you can change your own topic title from the "edit" screen. (Just like changed the content of the post.)

Because I thought maybe I would get more action with a Lawn Bowling thread, or maybe a Curling thread. And sense I’m on the subject of asking why was the FART post vanished? What if we changed the word to flatulate?

A Moderator deemed it inappropriate and removed it. It's gone, but feel free to start another? I can only speak for forums where I'm a Mod.

And one more thought, what happens when you hit the link that say’s Report to Moderator?

Shows up as a complaint for Mod involved.

What do they want reports on?

Duh

Do we have to do a Power Point with graphs and lots of #’s. Mary is good with statistics, can you help me do a report for these ever demanding Moderators?

Yours truly, an ever-demanding Mod, (and getting worse!) [^]

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Old 09-29-2006, 10:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Now Mic,
You could not have typed these answers with a strait face? This is funny crap!

Ok I want to change this thread to "Funny Crap and Practical Jokes".
But no hurry, I can't post anything this afternoon cause IM GOLFING!


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Now Mic,
You could not have typed these answers with a strait face? This is funny crap!

Ok I want to change this thread to "Funny Crap and Practical Jokes".
But no hurry, I can't post anything this afternoon cause IM GOLFING!


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Old 09-29-2006, 10:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Thanks Ster-crazy!

Ok, one last attempt at golf with the new twist of funny. Listen to this, BUT it contains strong language. http://www.manbottle.com/video_libra...lliams_on_golf

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farting is completely inappropriate behavior as a human being, it is NOT natural.

how DARE we "soil" this very, very gravely serious forum with threads about farting. cant' we just grow up and make sexual innuendos constantly?

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farting is completely inappropriate behavior as a human being, it is NOT natural.

how DARE we "soil" this very, very gravely serious forum with threads about farting. cant' we just grow up and make sexual innuendos constantly?

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Actually, I don't think it was the act of farting that was deemed inappropriate, but if you feel that strongly about it, ask Kenny, your Mod for this forum.

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man, same thing happened to me when i started that "devil worship" thread...
Not fair!

I dont rememeber that one.....
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I try to fart silently and blame it on somebody else.
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My dog does that all the time...she is running out of excuses.
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